Alison Hartle

Alison Hartle Sr. Professional Services Consultant I'm the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker. I love breaking down process, adding a few ingredients to bake something wonderful, and then shedding light on how process can be impacted and improved using our amazing tools.

What's your favorite quote?

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery" --Malcolm X

What are you passions?

I am extremely passionate about my Diet Coke. Specifically--getting the perfect amount of lime in that Diet Coke. It's my panacea. Sometimes in life, it's all I need.

What is your favorite line a movie?

"Your Mom _____" - A line from Napoleon Dynamite.

I find myself using this line several times throughout the week. It really can be used in any case scenario. For example: "Hey Alison, the milk is expired." And I would reply "Your mom is expired." You see? Funny, slightly offensive, but not offensive enough to damage any relationship.

If you were a SuperHero or comic book character, who would you be?

SheRa, Princess of Power (don't tell me you didn't just sing that in your head!)

What are your pet peeves?

One of my biggest pet peeves is crappy drivers. Living in this wonderful land of Utah, one thing falters, and that's our drivers. It's the truth. I mean, it is REALLY that hard to obey basic traffic laws? I submit that it is not.

What was a life-altering experience?

When I was 29, I quit my job, sold almost everything I owned, and moved to Kauai for a year. I had a place to live, but that was it. I was terrified, but intrinsically knew that if I could make it work I'd be forever changed. And I was. I learned that I was capable of incredible things and I will be forever grateful that I did something so scary.

What are your favorite things?

My favorite things, not including my Diet Coke which has been previously mentioned, would be my nieces and nephews. They all have such different personalities, and I just love spoiling them. I'm pretty much the best Aunt ever.

What will you think about during your final days?

How awesome I am…and maybe your mom.